funny

I quite liked the humour of this and I think it's too good too be turd lol
however it needs something more maybe animation?

very funny

great "yolk"
haha I'm a comedy genius
seriously that was really funny but I geussed it imidiately due to the title mispell the age 13 rating and the very long intro

needs ai

this is the checklist for next time you upload this:
1.single player mode
2.improved graphics
3.more options available i.e. more weapons health upgrades etc

good

It was good, not the best ever but still quite good
I remember seeing this game on the mochiads forum
ok good things most of it
however to improve I think you could hvae like upgrades that supercharge your petals for about 5 secs

ouch

and I thought my headache was bad before I played the game
good job maybe next time you coud add stuff like when you hit a star a circle thingy comes from the star

don't mind me

correct me if I'm wrong but this sounds a lot like war is over by john lennon or at least I think thats what it's called but it's a nice remix